my blog is a FUCKING wreck
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.
August 19 / 1,085,194 notes

goofyn:

radvillain:

everytime a white person says nigga their lips decrease in size 

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August 18 / 4,318 notes

fatwink:

Babies R Us doesn’t even sell babies

August 18 / 153,346 notes

crystallized-teardrops:

the real question is how did i get addicted to this site 

August 18 / 132,907 notes
itsnowonderwhy:

everyone has boobs so whatever~*~*

tea-and-stumpets:

why don’t men wear lingerie?? like, you want me to dress up in cute panties, but you get to wear pizza-stained boxers, nu-uh big boy. get ya fine ass booty in a pair of lacy things or so help me god.

August 18 / 3,487 notes

aduhm:

"free samples!"

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August 18 / 362,548 notes

meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

August 16 / 384,581 notes